SCAM CO: We Like to Lie

(To anyone who has to play this nightmare of a game, I am sorry)

Welcome, new representative of Scam Co.

as our motto says, “we like to lie”, meaning we literally don’t do a single thing that is even somewhat REAL

we’re also the guys who constantly nag at you to buy worthless junk at 3 in the morning!

now YOU get to run you’re own scheme of stealing from non-tech savvy grandmas and dumb children!

Start by scamming yourself, then “hire” people (unpaid interns) to do it for you!

(Don’t worry, your promises of giving work experience to them aren’t real either!)

*NOMINATED WORST GAME ON ITCH.IO 2022*

*GREATEST LETDOWN OF ALL TIME*

*THE GOLDEN X AWARDS NOMINEE OF 1996*

critic reviews:

“Terrible game, what the heck did I just play” ~ John

“Hey so uh, when do I get my work experience that you promised” - Steve, the unpaid intern

“I like the the part when you is the computer” - 5 year old

“Great game! Would play again” - Mike mcReal Guy